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原文的主旨是:行業差別.....笑一笑


那天我一個醫院的案子總算完工驗收了,照慣例,業主總會請吃個飯。
                                                                                      
席間免不了討論一下彼此行業的差異,礙於工程尾款還沒領,一時也不方便說啥。
                                                                             
不過回來想想,我們行業之間的差異還真的蠻大的。                          
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雖然當時是個"俗辣",不敢說啥,現在還是得說說醫師那一行比我們營造這一行好多

 

 了......                                                                  
                                                                           
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你還沒開始幹活就先收掛號費                                      
        
我要先做到一定的進度才可以向你請款                           
                                                                                       
你不保證醫好,我只能拜託你                                       
        
我不保證蓋好,你會告死我                                          
                                                                                 
我工地在施工,你沒事就來管                       &nb sp;              
        
你在開刀看診,我連問都不能問                                   
                                                                                 
你說藥漲價,我只能乖乖給你錢                                    
         
我說建材漲價,你說不關你的事                                    
                                                                                     
你不喜歡我的工人說話粗魯                                          
       
我不可以挑剔你的護士態度傲慢                                    
                                                                                      
你開刀可以留個疤                                                      
   
我不可以在你的房間開個洞                                          
                                                                                  
你告訴我年紀大了多少會尿失禁                                    
         
我不可以說房子舊了難免會漏水                                    
                                                                                     
你當時醫好就沒事兒                          &nb sp;                       
    
我還得保障你 10年                                                      
                                                                              
你開錯藥單,死一個人                     &nbsp ;                         
     
我沒蓋好,死一堆人                                                   
                                                                                 
你給我錢,我得看你臉色                                             
      
我" 給"你錢,我還是看你臉色                             
                                                                                             
你說我癌症,我只能默默承受                         &nb sp;            
        
我說你房子壁癌,你氣的想打我...                                 
          
 

                                                                           
唉....你開賓士600                                                       

我騎光陽 125     



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